Flappy Bird - A HomestuckXReader Series

Flappy Bird, A HomestuckXReader series.

Tap, tap, tap.
You tapped the screen relentlessly, making the digital bird move with a flapping noise. The bird then ran into a pipe, causing you to screech in disgust, so close to beating your highscore of 100!
You snarled furiously, restarting the game.
It had been like this for weeks, you had scarcely slept, you had a coffee table full of sugary foods and drinks, and you had been wrapped in blankets on the goddamn couch for the past two weeks.
Ever since a friend had said to not download it.
Suddenly a message appeared on the screen and the bird went downhill, “God. Fucking. DAMN IT!” You yell, as the ‘Game Over’ sign appears over the game, prompting you to restart or to see how high the recent scorers had gotten. You grumble as you open the message and it reads:

JohnXReader – hey [name]! haven’t seen you around lately, so i thought id drop by!

DaveXReader – sup [name] im coming over because you have been up to some shit i havent seen you in two or three weeks what is with you

Male!Rose(Ross)XReader – Hello [name]. I have noticed your absence from our activities lately and I thought I might come over later.

Male!Jade(Jason)XReader – hi [name]! i haven’t seen you in ages! im coming over soon!

KarkatXReader – HEY FUCKASS. IM COMING OVER.

Male!Aradia(Aaron) – hell0 i will be c0ming 0ver s00n if that is 0kay with y0u. 0_0

TavrosXReader – Uh HEY [NAME],,,Im GOING TO BE,, Coming OVER SOON,,,

SolluxXReader – 2up iim coming over a2 2oon a2 ii fiinii2h thii2 code

Male!Nepeta(Nepeter)XReader - :33< hey [name]! im wonfuring if mew are f33ling okay? Im coming ofur to tacklepounce mew! H33h33!

Male!Kanaya(Kanale)XReader – Greetings [Name] I Will Be Coming Over Shortly

Male!Terezi(Terenz)XReader – H3LLO [NAME] >:] 1 4M COM1NG OV3R SOON TO 1NV3ST1G4T3 YOUR C4S3 4ND G1V3 1T FULL JUST1C3

Male!Vriska(Vranko) – Heeeeeeeey [name]! ::: I’m coming over to your place and with my luck, you’ll be around! Seeeeeeeeya!

EquiusXReader – D--> Hello [Name]. I am coming over to talk to you in a STRONG manner.

GamzeeXReader – HeY hEy HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR ) Im CoMiN oVeR iN a FeW

EridanXReader – wwell this may be unexpected of me but I am comin ovver right noww

Male!Feferi(Fefaril)XReader – GLUB! HE----Y [NAME]! 38) IM SWIMMING OVER IN ABOAT HALF A SHOWER! SO DON’T CLAM YOUR DOOR!